What better way to keep on time than with this stylish timepiece lovingly crafted by Stoma Products Incorporated? It is manufactured from the purest pixels available and will keep time to the best accuracy of your computer system. It features the face of our One True Shatner, namely, William Shatner, in a timeless grimace depicting bravery and courage in the face of adversity.

There is more to the grimacing ShatnerClock that meets the eye: it features an in-built Tattoo function. Merely click on the clock with your mouse, and lo and behold, upon Mr Shatner's forehead becomes emblazoned a seconds counter. Click again, and this is replaced with the full time in 24-hr format.

So why not invest now, in this beautiful item which will surely accrue worth over time? Not only is this timepiece beautiful and functional, it is a real stylish investment in a time when functionality is all.

Austin Bolland, director of Scrandon Collectibles.

There is important information on Shatner to be found at The first Church of Shatnerology. Make sure you go there at least once, as many have found salvation.

If anyone has their own (preferably adultered) pictures of Shatner grimacing, or indeed anyone famous, and wants to see a classic clock (like above) based on this person, please get in touch, and there could be a collection here.

When you are finished admiring this wonder of engineering, you can go back to Alex's Java page.

This document last changed 22nd Oct 97.